Registered cockwombles will be subject to a range of restrictions, including being allowed out in the daytime and night time
The University of Farkin Larden will be offering the 3-year course from 2025
Critics have complained that sounding so happy about life so early in the morning is unnatural, and should be banned
The figure, published in a recent study, is an indicator that most people get on other people's tits.
A trial at an office saw productivity rise by 500%, with office workers laughing and singing their way through the day
The Government says that it’s had enough of that shit and wants to clamp down immediately
Charlie Bigbollocks said that it was the last straw after she’d also put up another sign that read ‘You’ve Got This’
The therapy will be offered to those who can't do jack shit without a cup of coffee in the mornings
The festival was due to be held at Cardiff Bay in August but organisers are now considering postponing it until next year
It follows recent domestic problems as couples struggle to pitch their tents
The boffins concluded that eating too much shit makes you fat fucker
Rover the dog barks at any other animal or human that dares pass outside his house.
