Premium Membership

VIP Grumpy Fucker

$9.99/month

Strictly not for the riff-raff. This premium tier is for seriously Grumpy Fuckers only. Each VIP will receive a digital certificate of Grumpy Fucker VIP status, as well as monthly gifts that includes physical merchandise.

  • Newsletter three times a week

  • Monthly gifts (including physical merch)

  • Digital Certificate of Grumpy Fucker VIP status

  • Discount at the Grumpy Fuckers store

  • Exclusive merch for VIPs only

  • Cancel anytime

VIP Grumpy Fucker

$99/year

Strictly not for the riff-raff. This premium tier is for seriously Grumpy Fuckers only. Each VIP will receive a digital certificate of Grumpy Fucker VIP status, as well as monthly gifts that includes physical merchandise.

  • Newsletter three times a week

  • Monthly gifts (including physical merch)

  • Digital Certificate of Grumpy Fucker VIP status

  • Discount at the Grumpy Fuckers store

  • Exclusive merch for VIPs only

  • Cancel anytime

VIP Grumpy Fucker

$199/once

Strictly not for the riff-raff. This premium tier is for seriously Grumpy Fuckers only. Each VIP will receive a digital certificate of Grumpy Fucker VIP status, as well as monthly gifts that includes physical merchandise.

  • Newsletter three times a week

  • Monthly gifts (including physical merch)

  • Digital Certificate of Grumpy Fucker VIP status

  • Discount at the Grumpy Fuckers store

  • Exclusive merch for VIPs only

  • Pay once only

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