Thousands of people are expected to fall foul of the new law, which takes place with immediate effect
The Grumpy Fuckers Anti Social Social Club have put off ten monthly meetings so far this year
The boffins found that whereas dogs need constant attention, cats are quite happy for everyone to fuck off
The club’s Facebook page informed visitors that the iconic nightclub was closing because there were too many ugly fuckers patronising the venue
Husband Terry DumbAss had searched through the drawer after his wife Debbie had asked if they were in there
The traditional dog greeting involves two dogs sniffing each the other's anai.
Registered cockwombles will be subject to a range of restrictions, including being allowed out in the daytime and night time
The University of Farkin Larden will be offering the 3-year course from 2025
Critics have complained that sounding so happy about life so early in the morning is unnatural, and should be banned
The figure, published in a recent study, is an indicator that most people get on other people's tits.
A trial at an office saw productivity rise by 500%, with office workers laughing and singing their way through the day
The Government says that it’s had enough of that shit and wants to clamp down immediately
