Where Grumpy Fuckers come to drink shitty coffee and moan about their shit lives

The world-famous Grumpy Fuckers coffee shop first opened its doors in 2014.

Since then, we've served thousands of dickheads, arseholes and cockwombles. 

And if you can't get your fat arse to our actual shop, you can always get yourself one of our mugs, T-shirts and hoodies. We ship worldwide!

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