"We are pretty certain that one of them will win this presidential election," says Grumpy Fucker's political analyst, Danny Bigballs
“We’ve been getting calls from motorists and police officers across the country telling us that flashers on the side of BMWs are not working," said a traffic officer
The Grumpy Fuckers Anti Social Social Club have put off ten monthly meetings so far this year
The boffins found that whereas dogs need constant attention, cats are quite happy for everyone to fuck off
The club’s Facebook page informed visitors that the iconic nightclub was closing because there were too many ugly fuckers patronising the venue
Husband Terry DumbAss had searched through the drawer after his wife Debbie had asked if they were in there
The traditional dog greeting involves two dogs sniffing each the other's anai.
You might be a stunner but chances are, you're probably not happy
Scientists have scientifically proven that dog farts can kill a small family
Registered cockwombles will be subject to a range of restrictions, including being allowed out in the daytime and night time
The University of Farkin Larden will be offering the 3-year course from 2025
Critics have complained that sounding so happy about life so early in the morning is unnatural, and should be banned
