US Election prediction: one of them will win it

Millions of Americans across the US have been casting their votes as Kamala Harris and Donald Trump both attempt to become the big boss of the country.

The outcome of the election is likely to be expected within the next few days once all the votes and counterfeit votes have been totted up.

Analysts across the world have been trying to predict who will win but with the race too close to call, many experts have been left scratching their heads.

“This is a very close race,” said Grumpy Fucker’s political analyst, Danny Bigballs. “I think I can confidently say that one of them will win and whoever does win, they’ll say that they’ve won and whoever doesn’t win, will also say that they have won but that the other one, who has won, won by cheating. That’s my expert opinion on the matter.”

Critics of Ms Harris have pointed out that she could never be president because she’s a woman and she laughs too much. Critics of Mr Trump argue that his talk of sharks and batteries and electric shocks didn’t really lay out the economic plan they’d been hoping for.

“I think people have had enough of this election already and personally, I can’t wait until it’s all over and I can go take some recreational drugs and chill out,” added Bigballs.