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Man buys new suit to go to new job to pay for new suit
Freddy Fuckwit bought his new suit yesterday so that he could start his new job so that he could pay for his new suit
Clive Grimgrits
January 12, 2025
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A man has bought a new suit for his new job so that he can pay for his new suit.
Freddy Fuckwit bought his new suit yesterday so that he could start his new job so that he could pay for his new suit.
He told GrumpyFuckers:
"I had to get a new suit for my new job because I had fuck all in my wardrobe. I now go to work to pay for my new suit that I need to start my new job. I get up at sparrow's fart, put my new suit on, and drive myself to work where I spend all day being bossed around by assholes. Then I drive home from work in my new suit, knowing that I've earned some money to pay for my new suit that I've bought to start my new job."
His mother added:
"He's been sat around my house on his lazy arse for the past 5 years. I'm glad that he's got a job now and it's nice to see him paying for his new suit so that he can start his new job so that he can pay for his new suit.”
Freddy's girlfriend Mandy said:
"I don’t care what he wears. He always looks like a sack of shit."
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