We don’t worry about doing things correctly. We just make stuff up as we go along. So if you’re wanting one of those fancy coffees that you get in other outlets, we suggest that you kindly fuck off there instead.
Meet our Head Barista, Clive Grimgrits, and find out why he was forced to open this shithole.
Yes, it’s true. We don’t actually exist so please don’t come looking for us. It all started with a simple blog post that was published back in 2015.