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Testimonials

I flew all the way from the US to visit Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop and when I got there, the man said that they were closed and told me to fuck off.

Karen Dipshit

I visit Grumpy Fuckers some mornings when I can be arsed. The staff never speak to me and always burn my toast, even though I never ask for any.

John Grumblegunt

If you are looking for the finest coffee, the friendliest customer service and the best prices, you're probably best going somewhere else other than this shithole.

Lisa Treblebelly

I flew all the way from the US to visit Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop and when I got there, the man said that they were closed and told me to fuck off.

Karen Dipshit

I visit Grumpy Fuckers some mornings when I can be arsed. The staff never speak to me and always burn my toast, even though I never ask for any.

John Grumblegunt

If you are looking for the finest coffee, the friendliest customer service and the best prices, you're probably best going somewhere else other than this shithole.

Lisa Treblebelly

I flew all the way from the US to visit Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop and when I got there, the man said that they were closed and told me to fuck off.

Karen Dipshit

I visit Grumpy Fuckers some mornings when I can be arsed. The staff never speak to me and always burn my toast, even though I never ask for any.

John Grumblegunt

If you are looking for the finest coffee, the friendliest customer service and the best prices, you're probably best going somewhere else other than this shithole.

Lisa Treblebelly