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Due to the recent Coronavirus pandemic, we are not allowing customers into our shop. This suits us down to the ground because the last thing we want to see is your ugly face first thing in the morning. If you’d like a nice cup of coffee, we kindly request that you fuck off elsewhere. Thanks.