Motorists ready for International Drive Like a Dickhead Day
Motorists across the world are preparing to drive like arseholes ahead of International Drive Like a Dickhead Day this Monday. The day allows drivers to drive like complete arseholes, angering other normal motorists. Darren Dickface of the Arsehole Drivers Association told Grumpy Fuckers: "I can't wait! I've been practising my driving all week in anticipation of the day. I've been driving up people's arseholes, cutting people up and running them off the road. I think I'm really good at it now and I...