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About Me

Clive Grimgrits

Clive first launched Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop in 2014 after spending 13 years in prison for a crime he didn’t commit. Unable to locate and join the A-Team, Clive decided to open a coffee shop for people, like him, who didn’t like mornings. He called it Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop and the rest is history.

I really couldn't give a shit about anything and you can expect that philosophy to filter down to our customer service

Clive has had no official training as a barista apart from making instant coffee for old people when he worked in a care home. He provides no training for his staff as he prefers them to learn ‘on the job’.