Shitty Filter Coffee
Our shitty filter coffee comes served in a polystyrene cup and goes cold in 3 minutes flat.
Fuck You Crappuccino
Here's our signature drink - the Fuck You Crappuccino. Expertly prepared. Sort of.
Tramp's Cum Tea
Our super-weak tea has earned itself a reputation around our parts. Why not try one?
Cafe Vodka Valium Latte
Got a day ahead of working with fuckwits? You need one of these fuckers.
Chunks of some animal that's been dead for weeks, squished in between two bits of bread and shoved on a plate.
Chernobyl Cheese On Toast
Nuclear-disaster-inspired. Cheese on bread, burnt to fuckery.
All the bits off the slaughter house floor that they thought they'd never sell - in a bun.
Fuck Knows What It Is Burger
No one know what it is. But we sell it.
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